Animal penises
Warsteiner called this morning and I said immediately, "what the fuck happened to you last night?" and he laughed and said he was sorry and that he fell asleep on his couch and woke up at 11:30 - and "I should have called you then, but I was afraid you might be asleep." Okay, he's forgiven. At least I know he wasn't out having a fantastic time with his friends and just blew me off. We chatted for awhile. I mentioned how his new dog Rudypoo freaked me out! Or to be more accurate, Rudypoo's penis freaked me out. The other night when we were sitting there petting Rudypoo on the floor, suddenly I looked down and this ENORMOUS RED THING was extending from Rudypoo's hairy part of his penis - freaked the shit out of me! It was so big! I've never had a boy dog before nor have I really known many boy dogs, so this was very new and scary to me. The Bold One confirmed that it happens to her dog now and then and it freaks her out, too. She makes him move cause it goes back in apparently when they have to stand up and move. For a long time now, every time I'm around Rudy I'm going to be keeping my eye out for that enormous red penis extension!
Speaking of male animal genitals - I was telling Warsteiner how much Rudypoo's penis extension freaked me out, and explaining to him how I just have never known many boy dogs.
"But I do notice when a boy dog will walk by and has enormous hanging balls."
Yes, some of them do! They swing when the boy dog walks! With cats - James's balls must be up inside his body, and I think that's normal - the boy cats' balls are raised up. And no, when they are neutered, the balls are not removed, as Warsteiner thought. They just snip the connection or something like that. I have also seen James's little red thing extend from his penis when he's cleaning himself. But it's much, much, much smaller than Rudypoo's huge red thing!
The only boy cat who I've seen with hanging balls is Hank, The Italian Chef's cat. He's about 7 or 8 months old now. When he was a tiny kitten and two months old I first met him, and noticed immediately the huge balls hanging down - he walks funny with his back legs!! And I think it's because of the balls! He has since been neutered, but the hanging balls remain. They don't look quite as big now that he's grown into them a bit, but they still hang there, and he still walks strangely with his back legs!
Warsteiner's laughing response to all this (which I was discussing for awhile): "I always have the most interesting conversations with you!"
Speaking of male animal genitals - I was telling Warsteiner how much Rudypoo's penis extension freaked me out, and explaining to him how I just have never known many boy dogs.
"But I do notice when a boy dog will walk by and has enormous hanging balls."
Yes, some of them do! They swing when the boy dog walks! With cats - James's balls must be up inside his body, and I think that's normal - the boy cats' balls are raised up. And no, when they are neutered, the balls are not removed, as Warsteiner thought. They just snip the connection or something like that. I have also seen James's little red thing extend from his penis when he's cleaning himself. But it's much, much, much smaller than Rudypoo's huge red thing!
The only boy cat who I've seen with hanging balls is Hank, The Italian Chef's cat. He's about 7 or 8 months old now. When he was a tiny kitten and two months old I first met him, and noticed immediately the huge balls hanging down - he walks funny with his back legs!! And I think it's because of the balls! He has since been neutered, but the hanging balls remain. They don't look quite as big now that he's grown into them a bit, but they still hang there, and he still walks strangely with his back legs!
Warsteiner's laughing response to all this (which I was discussing for awhile): "I always have the most interesting conversations with you!"
