A Dirty Dick's Night
I love hanging out with the two of them. We always have such fun! During dinner, we shared some hilarious and very embarrassing stories regarding poo, shit, or whatever you want to call it. I'd never told my most embarrassing story before, but I shared with them! I will not be sharing it on here! Mr. Asparagus's poo story had me crying though, I was laughing so hard!! And every time I think of it now I can't stop smiling, just picturing it!!! We also talked again about one of Mr. Asparagus's best friends in the world. They both think the two of us would be perfect for each other. Only problem, he's currently living for a year in Armenia. And before that he was living in various European countries. However, he's maybe coming back to the States soon! I tried, by the way, to get the two of them to want to go visit this guy in Armenia so I could tag along. I'd love to see Armenia!!! But it was a no go. They couldn't be convinced, not in the slightest. Anyway, this guy should come back! And come to Chicago!! And I could start wearing really tall heels at all times, since he's 6'8"!
It looks absolutely gorgeous outside! I did not go on my walk this morning. I slept instead. Tonight is Violet and Uganda's barbeque!! Eventually I'll have to get off my ass to go get stuff for the appetizer I'm going to make. I'm just going with my normal and favorite, baked brie, even though it's not exactly barbeque food. But it's sooooooooooo good! However, first I'm going to lay here on the couch for awhile longer and start reading the 6th Harry Potter that I borrowed from Florida Girl!! And then eventually get in the shower and do all that stuff.
Oh, and Warsteiner called last night and we had a good talk. He's coming with me to the White Sox game next Friday, and also wants to see me early next week. So that's nice!